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GFL NEWS
The Winners Circle: Jeff and Buster are the only undefeated teams remaining in the GFL, they will not meet till Week 6, so let's see if they keep the streak going till then.
Jimmy IR: Jimmy Garoppolo is lost for the season with a torn ACL, if he would have ran out of bounds instead of cutting upfield, the 49ers would still have their QB. Downgrade to all the Niners with CJ Beathard now running the show.
Student beats Master: Did the Patriots really lose to the Lions? Was that real? Or am I in a simulation where Detroit pulls off impossible odds? Wow.
The Basement Bros: And then there was two, Goose and Walsh are still searching for their first victory. Any week now...
Waiver Wire Wonders
Ryan puts half his FAAB on Calvin Ridley: Hot take time...this is too much man. Yes, Calvin Ridley is talented and Matt Ryan's 2nd favorite receiver but IT WAS THE SAINTS DEFENSE. THE SAINTS DEFENSE IS LITERALLY GARBAGE. Have you seen receivers numbers against the Saints? Greatly inflated. Doubt he sustains this output but hey, maybe I'll be wrong.
Nic puts up $20 for Boyd wonder: Being opposite AJ Green pays dividends and Tyler Boyd has had back to back solid games in PPR. It's a solid investment for Team OMWTFYB as the receiving core gets a boost from the move.
Walsh gets right with Godwin: Dropping only $3, I picked up Chris Godwin who has shown promise in Tampa Bay. Now depending if Jameis Winston comes back, this is more of a hold and see more than an instant start. Time will tell but I think he's well worth my investment.
Since, this segment is about all the waiver pickups, I've decided to consolidate the smaller moves in this area.
Goose: Picked up The Chargers defense and WRs Tyler Lockett and Sterling Shepard
Nic: Picked up kicker Ka'imi Fairbarn
Jeff: Picked up TE David Njoku
Walsh: Picked up kicker Adam Vinatieri and Seattle's defense
TRADE ALERT: In yet another move by Walshy's Warriors, he has moved on from a former star to try to get upside elsewhere. This trade is between the two 0-3 teams.
Walshy's Warriors receive: RB Carlos Hyde and WR Amari Cooper
Shady Draft Strats receive: RB Leonard Fournette and WR Demaryius Thomas
Fed up with Leonard Fournette, I'm moving on to a more solid floor player in Carlos Hyde. The time to win is now. Taking Amari Cooper is the ultimate risk reward but trading him for Demaryius Thomas could back to bite me but I'm in a win now move. Amari will break out...sooner or later.
BUFFALO WILD WINGS GAME OF THE WEEK
Shri Returns (2-1) vs KZOO RIVER MONSTERS (3-0)
Projected winner: Shri 150-135
Shri top 3: Pat Mahomes, Michael Thomas, David Johsnon
KZOO top 3: Drew Brees, AJ Green, Mike Evans
Shri DANGER ZONE: Patrick Mahomes. WAIT WHAT? That's right, this weeks DZ player is Patrick Mahomes because he's going on the road to hostile Denver and he's playing on MNF. Ryan Fitzpatrick faltered on MNF, I'm just following a narrative. Von Miller and Bradley Chubb could making Mahomes night a living hell.
KZOO DANGER ZONE: David Njoku. Dealing with injuries at the TE position, Jeff will rely on Cleveland tight end David Njoku. Now this is only a DZ player because we don't know how Baker and him will mesh but it's bold playing him but he had no choice with Engram banged up and Jordan Reed on bye.
Will has asked me to exempt him from the GOTW if he were to lose but since he beat Tyler, he's back here for the third straight week. It's a testament to his team and owner skills to get this team to three straight GOTW appearances, let's see if he wins this one.
Walshy's Warriors (0-3) vs Lil Skeet Skeet (1-2)
Projected winner: Walshy 135-134
Walshy's top 3: Philip Rivers, DeAndre Hopkins, James Conner
Skeet top 3: Andrew Luck, Zeke Elliott, Jordan Howard
Walshy's DANGER ZONE: Buck Allen. I can't seem to quit Buck Allen. No matter how many times I think I should move on...I plug him into that RB2/flex role but he has shown promise in the red zone and has hit 10+ points all three weeks so far. The problem is if he doesn't get those TDs, you're looking at a pedestrian game.
Skeet DANGER ZONE: Andrew Luck. Listen I'm a Colts fan, Andrew Luck isn't the QB he once was. He was pulled from the final hail mary attempt last week because he doesn't have the arm strength to throw deep. Luck however is a QB1 in fantasy, you just need to hope he throws a couple TDs.
Walsh and the Commish are best friends, so this one hits a little close especially after their trade last week but Walsh will be on the edge of his seat hoping he has a lead going into MNF with Philster Goodell having Kelce and Watkins left to go.
OMWTFYB (1-2) vs OBJs give me a Chubb (1-2)
Projected winner: OBJs 147-140
OMW top 3: Deshaun Watson, Alvin Kamara, Jarvis Landry
OBJS top 3: Aaron Rodgers, Kareem Hunt, Odell Beckham Jr.
OMW DANGER ZONE: Kenyan Drake. Oof, what happened last week? Adam Gase being an asshole? Crazy bad day from Drake but hey, the Patriots just gave up 100 yards to Kerryon Johnson, so maybe Kenyan Drake can follow suit.
OBJs DANGER ZONE: Nelson Agholor. The Titans have been no joke against receivers, they held the Jaguars to 6 points last week. Carson Wentz is still a little rusty and could have a rough day in Tennessee. More on that in the NFL picks.
Nic will hope Deshaun Watson and Co. ball out enough to make it impossible for KJ to come back and win on Monday night with Kareem Hunt, I'll say it's not impossible but anything can happen.
WHAT BIKE? (3-0) vs Captain Insano (2-1)
Projected winner: BIKE 133-130
BIKE top 3: Todd Gurley, Davante Adams, Ben Roethlisberger
Insano top 3: Antonio Brown, Carson Wentz, Tyreek Hill
BIKE DANGER ZONE: Corey Clement. Corey Clement had a rough day. He bobbled a couple passes and only had 56 rushing yards, Buster probably will swap him out by Sunday but he's currently in the starting lineup. With Jay Ajayi coming back, Clement's ceiling is capped.
Insano DANGER ZONE: Carson Wentz. That's right, I'm not sold on either QB Ryan has rostered lol. Carson Wentz is a sensational player but he is going to be in his 2nd game back from ACL surgery. He had a solid outing against the Colts (12.20) but he still has to work on getting back to game speed. Don't expect a 20+ outing from Wentz.
This should be a quality matchup but it SHOULD come down to MNF and Insano and Tyreek Hill will duke it out with BIKE and Emmanuel Sanders for the W. But someone could have an insurmountable lead and not even need to rely on MNF...
Shady Draft Strats (0-3) vs Marshawn of the Dead (2-1)
Shady Draft Strats (0-3) vs Marshawn of the Dead (2-1)
Projected winner: Marshawn 123-118
Shady top 3: Tom Brady, Keenan Allen, Saquon Barkley
Marshawn top 3: Kirk Cousins, Melvin Gordon, Julio Jones
Shady DANGER ZONE: Tom Brady. Goose..bruh. I know you have Tom Brady in the lineup but you know Matt Ryan has outshined him every week. Matt Ryan just wants you to respect him...put Matty Ice in your lineup this week.
Marshawn DANGER ZONE: Latavius Murray. What happened in Minnesota against Buffalo was clearly an anomaly but it's still concerning how bad Murray looked on 2 carries for 1 yard, so the sample size is miniscule. But going up against Suh and Donald and that Rams defense IS A DEATH WISH.
This one is tough to call. Either of these teams could win but it could come to the leg of Brandon McManus to get Tyler the victory and Goose another gut-wrenching defeat.
NFL GAME PICKS
Minnesota @ LA Rams: Maaan, this one could go either way but I'm gonna take the Rams. They have the home field advantage and Todd Gurley. You can't lose.
Cincinnati @ Atlanta: The Atlanta Falcons defense is abysmal. They have a guy headed to IR each week, I think Dalton exploits that and gets the Bengals the victory.
Tampa Bay @ Chicago: Short week for Tampa Bay and Khalil Mack pressuring Ryan Fitzpatrick will equal a Bears victory even if Trubisky and the offense falter.
Detroit @ Dallas: Neither of these teams are world beaters but Detroit is way more competent than the Dallas Cowboys at this time.
Buffalo @ Green Bay: Josh Allen may have wowed us in Minnesota but Lambeau is a whole other beast. The Packers faithful will get to this kids head and the Packers will pull off the victory.
Philadelphia @ Tennessee: UPSET ALERT! I have the Titans beating the Eagles as the Titans are surprisingly no joke on defense and while a mess offensively, I just think Philly might not be ready for this one.
Houston @ Indianapolis: Houston gets their first victory in Indy. I feel like Watson has a field day with this defense and torches them. I'm not confident Andrew Luck will get the ball down the field efficiently.
Miami @ New England: Sorry Dolphins fans but Tom Brady will be out for blood after losing to Detroit...this isn't going to be pretty.
NY Jets @ Jacksonville: Hopefully Jacksonville wakes back up because this would be an embarrassment to lose to Sam Darnold and the Jets.
Cleveland @ Oakland: Baker gets his first career victory against Jon Gruden and the pathetic Oakland Raiders.
Seattle @ Arizona: Rookie QB starting against the Seahawks and Russell Wilson against this defense. WELP.
New Orleans @ NY Giants: Fire up all your Giants receivers, The saints defense are trash but Drew Brees is the golden nugget in the pile of trash and will lead the Saints to another victory.
San Francisco @ LA Chargers: This is gonna be ugly. No Jimmy G, No hope for the 49ers. Best of luck next season San Fran fans.
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh: Slight upset I suppose but with the Steelers defense being so mediocre, I expect Flacco to exploit them and I expect a few turnovers in Baltimore's favor to secure the victory.
Kansas City @ Denver: I hinted at it earlier in the blog but I'm taking the Broncos to upset the Chiefs next Monday. Mahomes becomes human throwing 1-2 interceptions and Case Keenum tears this Chiefs defense a new one in a Broncos victory.
Well that's Week 4. Join me next week as we celebrate my first victory of the season :D
Miami @ New England: Sorry Dolphins fans but Tom Brady will be out for blood after losing to Detroit...this isn't going to be pretty.
NY Jets @ Jacksonville: Hopefully Jacksonville wakes back up because this would be an embarrassment to lose to Sam Darnold and the Jets.
Cleveland @ Oakland: Baker gets his first career victory against Jon Gruden and the pathetic Oakland Raiders.
Seattle @ Arizona: Rookie QB starting against the Seahawks and Russell Wilson against this defense. WELP.
New Orleans @ NY Giants: Fire up all your Giants receivers, The saints defense are trash but Drew Brees is the golden nugget in the pile of trash and will lead the Saints to another victory.
San Francisco @ LA Chargers: This is gonna be ugly. No Jimmy G, No hope for the 49ers. Best of luck next season San Fran fans.
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh: Slight upset I suppose but with the Steelers defense being so mediocre, I expect Flacco to exploit them and I expect a few turnovers in Baltimore's favor to secure the victory.
Kansas City @ Denver: I hinted at it earlier in the blog but I'm taking the Broncos to upset the Chiefs next Monday. Mahomes becomes human throwing 1-2 interceptions and Case Keenum tears this Chiefs defense a new one in a Broncos victory.
Well that's Week 4. Join me next week as we celebrate my first victory of the season :D
